i have recently begun to organize my CD collection into sleek muji cd holder books [i have close to 5000 disks!] and i have come across a breakthrough scientific discovery – the letter "S" is the gayest letter in the alphabet. now someone needs to study if the letter itself is inherently homosexual [it doubles up in alot of words: associate, sassy, ass, etc.] or if it's environment [between "R" and "T" is sometimes a tough position for a young letter of any orientation!]. also, it is the only letter that can be lisped.
i discovered this from the abundance of gay bands [gay members or just gay sounds included] that start with the letter "S":
Saint Etienne, Scissor Sister, Peter Shelley, Spandau Ballet, Jimmy Somerville, Soft Cell, Sondre Lerche, Donna Summer, Sweet, the Swingle Singers, Sylvester, Suede [the London Suede].
just some food for thought from an armchair social scientist...
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interesting conceit.... talk about lots of time on your hands. Also: In your collection I'm sure I can find gay sounds under every letter of the alphabet.
Well, mine too.
lapo: if i had enough time on my hands this organization project would've be done a LONG time ago. of course, it is my fault that i still buy physical CDs and not online as much as I should. as for other gay letters, none as gay as the letter "S" from my research and I don't even own and Streisand! And even though "Cher" is spelled with a "C", it is pronounced as an "S"...
what about the smiths and siouixsie??
consider them added to the list!
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